Cottage conversation

J: I hate cottages.
R: Oh.
J: Well, I like the hanging out with people, food and cards, the indoor stuff. I just hate the bugs, and the rain, and wildlife.
K: What, like bears?
J: Yeah, like bears. Who likes bears?
K: Indoors, bears are ok.
J (very shrill): Bears in your house?
K: No, you're inside, the bears are outside.
J: I would prefer there be no bears anywhere nearby.

Would you be my wonderdrug?
RR