Monday, August 4, 2008

Studies Have Shown

Me: It's not like your life is so much harder than everyone else's.
B: Actually, it is.
Me: Really?
B: Other people have it much easier. Studies have shown.
Me: Really? What studies?
B: Studies that I have conducted.
Me: Describe.
B: Everyone I meet, I ask them how they are and they all say "Fine."

If you really loved me you'd buy me a beautiful pearl

1 comment:

frede said...

This blog post should be turned into a television show. I would watch it every week religiously until it was prematurely cancelled on account of brilliance. It would win a Peabody after the last show aired. You and B would eventually get rich off the DVD sales.