Thursday, November 22, 2007

Rose-coloured Police Blotter

Item #1 -- Next-door neighbour bitten (on ass) by vicious dog in Mac's Milk. Dog was supervised only by small child, who cried at the sight of blood. Neighbour gave up on recrimination, went to get tetanus shot.

Item #2 -- Car spun out on the street in front of my building, crashed into the front door of the house next to us. Fire engines blocked traffic, police traffic director unsympathetic to pedestrians.

Item #3 -- Colleague's expensive high-heeled shoe (1) lost/stolen at gym. Colleague angry, sad.

Item #4 -- The meeting I came in early for has been cancelled.

What a world in which we live.

Now I know I had plenty of time

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